Those piece of shit teachers that do not understand what a due date is.

ahmoses:

PHILIPP PLEIN

ahmoses:

PHILIPP PLEIN

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clamjob:

me on the ride home from school tbh image

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willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

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svveden:

why are you crying? here suck my dick it’ll make you feel better

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etceteraface:

thewaywardqueen:

metaphoricalanchor:

i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road

in year 10 i wrote a story and when i got it back my teacher told me he couldnt sleep properly after reading it

please publish that story

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asifthisisme:

P. Darren Black
M. Josh Coleman

asifthisisme:

P. Darren Black

M. Josh Coleman

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

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silversora:


"Dave.."
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
"DAVE."

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

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